Merry Christmas Oppo... stay well fed and manly!

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 12/24/2015 at 09:29 • Filed to: None

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Xyl0c41n3 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 11:46

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If your neck is your penis, I feel sorry for you.

Also, you do realize modern farm-raised turkeys can’t even fuck because they’ve been selectively bred to have such huge breasts (both males and females) that the males cannot properly mount the females. So it’s up to humans to milk the male turkeys and then artificially inseminate the female turkeys.

And one last thing: not all Oppos are male. Nor are all male Oppos obsessed with the size of their dicks. And we female Oppos care not at all.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Xyl0c41n3 12/24/2015 at 12:42

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“Also, you do realize modern farm-raised turkeys can’t even fuck because they’ve been selectively bred to have such huge breasts”

That sounds sad... going through life where the most sex you can get is a handjob from a being that isn’t even your type.

“And one last thing: not all Oppos are male.”

I know. But doesn’t mean women can’t be manly from time to time ...

:-)

Xyl0c41n3 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 12:44

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I know. But doesn’t mean women can’t be manly from time to time...

I don’t even know what means. What does it mean? Please explain.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Xyl0c41n3 12/24/2015 at 12:47

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Just like men can be in touch with their feminine sides, women can be in touch with their masculine sides.

Xyl0c41n3 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 12:49

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I think you’re missing my point entirely, but whatever.

Merry Christmas.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Xyl0c41n3 12/24/2015 at 13:25

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I see the point you’re attempting to make... but I simply don’t agree. You’re reading too much into a silly “masculine turkey” picture where someone (me) said “what should I do with this neck?”.

Yes... that picture is an actual turkey I cooked... and many people in my life, including some women, thought it was hilarious.

It’s not intended as a put-down to any women. Nor is it intended as a message that Oppo is only for men.

It’s just a silly picture of a “masculine turkey”

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Merry Christmas to you too!

:-)

Xyl0c41n3 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 13:40

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And sometimes the nuances that make something sexist are still valid, even if some women think “ZOMG, that’s hilarious!”

Also... the real travesty here isn’t that you stuck that turkey neck into that bird’s hoohaa, it’s that you didn’t turn the meat from that turkey neck into some damn fine turkey gravy. :P (Unless you did, then, carry on).

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Xyl0c41n3 12/24/2015 at 13:51

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No... Sadly I didn’t make a fine turkey gravy using the neck.

I’m a horrible person... Can I offer you a sandwich as a form of consolation?

Xyl0c41n3 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 14:01

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You can. I accept this sloppy joe peace offering and offer you some yummy tamales in return:

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Xyl0c41n3 12/24/2015 at 14:08

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How spicy are they? I like some spice, but not ‘take your head off with 6 scotch bonnet peppers in one dish’ spicy...